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re: Woman comments on ex’s recent engagement and ends up in an argument with his new Fiancée
reddit (comment)
{ posted: Thursday, 23 May, 2019 at 1:16pm // views: 8 // words: 25 }

An "LMAO" in one of these threads makes the exact same sound as a high-performance vehicle shifting up into the next gear.

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re: why don’t they design airplanes with a failsafe that allows passengers to parachute out if the plane is going down?
reddit (comment)
{ posted: Thursday, 23 May, 2019 at 1:10pm // views: 7 // words: 71 }

I can't think of any situation in which a parachute would come in handy on a commercial airline. Crashes usually happen during landing or takeoff. Trouble in mid-flight usually has a lot of methods of addressing the issue. A bomb going off in the air would give you no chance to get to a parachute.

It's like asking why cars don't come equipped with King Cobra anti-venom.

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re: TIL Two South Carolina state representatives in 2017 proposed erecting a monument to black Confederate soldiers — despite the fact that there is no evidence that there were black Confederate soldiers
reddit (comment)
{ posted: Thursday, 23 May, 2019 at 9:50am // views: 5 // words: 75 }

"It is now pretty well established, that there are at the present moment many colored men in the Confederate army doing duty not only as cooks, servants and laborers, but as real soldiers, having muskets on their shoulders, and bullets in their pockets, ready to shoot down loyal troops, and do all that soldiers may to destroy the Federal Government and build up that of the traitors and rebels." — Frederick Douglass

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It’s hardly even satire
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{ posted: Wednesday, 22 May, 2019 at 8:51pm // views: 17 // words: 4 }

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re: When Thanos snapped, did half of the plants and animals die, and if so, did this undercut his intentions of freeing up resources?
reddit (comment)
{ posted: Wednesday, 22 May, 2019 at 2:30pm // views: 6 // words: 19 }

Yeah, when they bring dogs into it, that's when half of all life disappearing turns poignant.

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Twitter #1130851475096104961
twitter
{ posted: Tuesday, 21 May, 2019 at 11:02am // views: 11 // words: 55 }

"Speaking of," said Spencer, turning his empty cup upside down on the tray in hopes of attracting a digestif, "I convinced myself that your, uh… your Aynur is possessed by my dead wife."

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re: When, if ever, does a person have a moral obligation to stay and fight to make their country a better, safer place vs. emigrating?
reddit (comment)
{ posted: Monday, 20 May, 2019 at 10:12am // views: 8 // words: 42 }

Perhaps, but as an American, wealth and safety weren't dropped into my lap. My ancestors bought it for me at a very high cost and with, I believe, very high expectations of what I ought to do with it.

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re: When, if ever, does a person have a moral obligation to stay and fight to make their country a better, safer place vs. emigrating?
reddit (comment)
{ posted: Monday, 20 May, 2019 at 10:11am // views: 7 // words: 55 }

I think that may be what it comes down to for me. Mideastern countries that were arbitrarily defined by the British 100 years ago shouldn't necessarily demand loyalty. But the United States, which were formed consciously by their people and at great cost of life and wealth, demand more in my opinion.

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re: Their child has allegedly been up for 5 full days.
reddit (comment)
{ posted: Friday, 17 May, 2019 at 7:59am // views: 12 // words: 46 }

It boggles the mind how perfectly nice, well-adjusted parents so often seem to wind up cursed with children that suffer from emotional issues.

LUCILLE: You know kids don't come with a handbook.

NARRATOR: In fact there are thousands of books written on child-rearing.

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re: Backstory in the comments— pink posted screenshots of messages blue sent to her while he was in a relationship with purple
reddit (comment)
{ posted: Thursday, 16 May, 2019 at 2:58pm // views: 8 // words: 49 }

On April 19, Purple posts on Blue's wall how much she loves him. Late that night, Blue writes about his eternal love for Pink. Blue then turns around and writes on Purple's wall how much he loves her. Purple finds out about this and reacts negatively.

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re: Not oc, but I couldn’t stop laughing when I first saw this. (spoilers for Avengers: Endgame)
reddit (comment)
{ posted: Tuesday, 14 May, 2019 at 11:47am // views: 4 // words: 22 }

He was so grateful to get the gauntlet, he didn't even bother to count the infinity stones in it.

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re: Who is the (second) most undeserving or frivolous recipient of the Presidential Medal of Freedom?
reddit (comment)
{ posted: Wednesday, 8 May, 2019 at 2:47pm // views: 2 // words: 51 }

Bill Cosby and Tiger Woods both represent men of color who reached into a sphere of white privilege to significantly alter perceptions.

Doris Day on the other hand was a second-rate actress who never used her skills in any meaningful way. All of her contributions were just fluff.

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re: Just like my Family 😂😂😂
reddit (comment)
{ posted: Wednesday, 8 May, 2019 at 2:41pm // views: 3 // words: 10 }

Like anyone would want to "r" her.

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re: Just like my Family 😂😂😂
reddit (comment)
{ posted: Wednesday, 8 May, 2019 at 2:41pm // views: 9 // words: 10 }

Like anyone would want to "r" her.

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re: Facebook
reddit (comment)
{ posted: Wednesday, 8 May, 2019 at 12:33pm // views: 5 // words: 36 }

Hard to say. You'd better call them out in the group beforehand and tell them you're about to do it, using the most abusive and vile language possible. Screenshot results and report back.

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re: What’s erotic that shouldn’t be?
reddit (comment)
{ posted: Wednesday, 8 May, 2019 at 11:12am // views: 3 // words: 24 }

Breasts. Our moms nursed us with them and we red-blooded male types grow up and fixate on them. Objectively pretty messed-up.

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re: You’re transported 200 years into the past with a fully charged smart phone but no charger. what do you do?
reddit (comment)
{ posted: Tuesday, 7 May, 2019 at 4:53pm // views: 14 // words: 138 }

I'd get to Washington D.C. and give tantalizing glimpses of it to important people until I earned myself an audience with President James Monroe. Then I'd show him just a few of its amazing capabilities until his jaw hit the floor, then I'd smash it with a hammer and hurl it into the fire and seize him by the collar and say "What I've shown you is nothing compared to what I have in mind. You see I've written a play called '2 Fast 2 Furious'. My name is Adolf Hitler. You will give me unlimited funds to produce an uncompromising production of this play. Then for time immemorial, people will remember the name Adolf Hitler because he wrote, directed, and originated the role of Tej Parker in the 1819 play '2 Fast 2 Furious'."

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