re: Was the Bible man-made? I am having a hard time believing because so many people say there are inconsistencies in the Bible. How do I know Christianity is the right religion?
reddit (comment)
{ posted: Friday, 15 February, 2019 at 1:53pm // views: 3 // words: 107 }

If your 6-year-old son said "Hey Dad, read this story I wrote!" and handed you a piece of paper that said:

My little sun Jim went to the store to buy a banananana and the man said "Hi John!"

What would your reaction be?

Probably something like "That's great! But you misspelled 'sun' and 'banana' and you say his name is Jim at first, but then it's John. You need to fix that."

Now imagine you saw that exact same piece of writing in a literary journal, penned by someone widely regarded as the greatest living poet. Would you laugh at the obvious errors?

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re: What were the most “visually intense” battles of WW2?
reddit (comment)
{ posted: Friday, 15 February, 2019 at 9:42am // views: 9 // words: 30 }

I can't wait to see the black guy in the 101st Airborne Division square off against a crack SS battalion of Jewish soldiers in the film's climax!

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re: What is one small thing that changed your life for the better?
reddit (comment)
{ posted: Friday, 15 February, 2019 at 8:24am // views: 7 // words: 15 }

My son was only 8lbs when he was born. That's pretty small.

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re: A small-town post gets blown out of proportion
reddit (comment)
{ posted: Friday, 15 February, 2019 at 8:20am // views: 7 // words: 44 }

I like how you posted a r/whoosh link before anyone responded. The better sub might have been r/iamveryedgy. There's nothing in the tone of the original post that would suggest to anyone that you were trying to be absurd.

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re: Who and Where are my 4th Great Grandmother’s Children?
reddit (comment)
{ posted: Friday, 15 February, 2019 at 8:14am // views: 8 // words: 18 }

Not sure about "who", but as far as "where", they're probably in a cemetery somewhere.

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Shredding Antistress Balls
reddit
{ posted: Thursday, 14 February, 2019 at 2:46pm // views: 12 // words: 4 }

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Twitter #1095729733185216512
twitter
{ posted: Wednesday, 13 February, 2019 at 12:01pm // views: 13 // words: 37 }

Trying to avoid the coverage of the El Chapo trial. I lived the hustle every day of Algebra II and I don't want to go back.

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News from the El Chapo trial is old hat for those of us who lived the hustle every day during Algebra II.
reddit
{ posted: Wednesday, 13 February, 2019 at 11:58am // views: 10 // words: 4 }

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re: Les Miserables, But Where Everyone In the Cast Except Jean Valjean Is Suspended From the Ceiling By a Chain Connected to a Leather Gimp Mask
reddit (comment)
{ posted: Monday, 11 February, 2019 at 8:35pm // views: 20 // words: 6 }

Well, you know.

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Les Miserables, But Where Everyone In the Cast Except Jean Valjean Is Suspended From the Ceiling By a Chain Connected to a Leather Gimp Mask
reddit
{ posted: Monday, 11 February, 2019 at 3:52pm // views: 13 // words: 4 }

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re: Traditionally, regions fight for their freedom/a new government. Has there ever been a region/country that fought to become/remain a part of a country that did not want them?
reddit (comment)
{ posted: Monday, 11 February, 2019 at 2:00pm // views: 8 // words: 50 }

You could take that a step further and point to the many Loyalist colonists who fought to remain a part of Great Britain right up to the end of the War, especially in South Carolina, where a number of Royalists eventually migrated to England or other colonies.

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re: [Check In] General Discussion and Self-Promotion
reddit (comment)
{ posted: Monday, 11 February, 2019 at 12:48pm // views: 20 // words: 39 }

Sold a story to McSweeney's and it went up today! "LES MISERABLES, BUT WHERE EVERYONE IN THE CAST EXCEPT JEAN VALJEAN IS SUSPENDED FROM THE CEILING BY A CHAIN CONNECTED TO A LEATHER GIMP MASK"

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Twitter #1094992417890152448
twitter
{ posted: Monday, 11 February, 2019 at 11:11am // views: 16 // words: 47 }

Couldn't be prouder to be making my debut. Please check out this important and timely contribution to the western canon.

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Instagram #Btv2mmohjh_
instagram
{ posted: Monday, 11 February, 2019 at 11:10am // views: 13 // words: 30 }

Couldn’t be prouder to be making my debut at @mcswys. Check out this important and timely contribution to the western canon via link in my bio.

[Photo src: P_G_McCullough @ instagram]

Twitter #1094986827851857921
twitter
{ posted: Monday, 11 February, 2019 at 10:49am // views: 16 // words: 50 }

Frustrated writers accuse The of only publishing established authors, but to their credit, they rejected my brooding 16,000 word short story abut Sylvester and Tweety Bird doing anal even when I submitted it under Haruki Murakami's name.

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re: “OH MY GAAAWWWD” Pretty good bursts in this leg cyst.
reddit (comment)
{ posted: Monday, 11 February, 2019 at 10:20am // views: 18 // words: 5 }

Spiderman IRL!

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Twitter #1094978072292614144
twitter
{ posted: Monday, 11 February, 2019 at 10:14am // views: 14 // words: 51 }

When Melville wrote "I squeezed that sperm till.. I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-labourers' hands in it.. Such.. loving feeling.. looking up into their eyes sentimentally" I think the hands represent boobs. The boobs these strapping young heteros left back on land.

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re: Human dumpster.
reddit (comment)
{ posted: Saturday, 9 February, 2019 at 9:27pm // views: 21 // words: 4 }

No.

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MRW I started a multi-billion-dollar empire in my garage then see a picture of my dick on the cover of National Enquirer
reddit
{ posted: Friday, 8 February, 2019 at 3:06pm // views: 24 // words: 4 }

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Twitter #1093948005835833345
twitter
{ posted: Friday, 8 February, 2019 at 2:01pm // views: 22 // words: 46 }

From the decade that brought you Trump vs. Clinton comes… JEFF BEZOS' PENIS VS. THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER!

Choose your champion! There can be only one.

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